🎉💰🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* - ZDNET Readers Went Absolutely HAM in October! 💸🔍 🔞📦 So, you’re telling me readers stormed the depths of Amazon like it was Black Friday at a post-apocalyptic Walmart? Well, here’s the tea 🍵: The top 10 products are hotter than your cousin’s TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💀 🤑🎉 Sit down, fam, because *drumroll please* - NUMBER ONE is a cushion for your anxiety butt that costs less than a fancy coffee! 😱 It’s like getting all the comfort without the *mood swings*. No cap, that’s a stonk-level investment! 📈🔥 Here’s a legitimately “not leaked” conversation I overheard in the tech snob-cave: **Developer 1**: “Did you see the #1 product?” **Developer 2**: “Bro, that’s a steal, I’m buying two!” **Developer 1**: *seethes* “I just bought a $300 tech gadget that does nothing. WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!” 👇🔥🔥💰 So, what did people actually buy? Well, here’s the lowdown: gadgets for your smart home, kitchen wizardry, and a suspiciously addictive gadget that promises to fix your life (but just ends up stealing your soul). Real talk: if you think these hype-drenched items will make you happy, you’re about to experience the ‘This Is Fine’ meme in real life. 🐶🔥 🔥Prediction alert! In November, PS5 will get a $10 price drop, and people will still be buying virtual donuts in real life – brace yourselves! 🤖🍩 Share this chaos with your homies, let’s go viral! 🚀💥