🚨💻💥 BREAKING: ZDNET Readers' FAV Laptops in 2025 - And They're Actually Good! 🙌🔥 Listen up, fam! ZDNET just dropped their hottest list of the *TOP 10 LAPTOPS* we actually *ALL* want in 2025, and lemme tell you—it ain’t a complete dumpster fire this time! 🔥🔥💀 No more “This is Fine” memes while typing away on an ancient relic! 💩 1. **The Apple MacBook Air 75+**: Stonks 🚀 (Drake approves 🙏) but are we just paying for a shiny logo? C’mon, we’re not finessing the tech gods here! 2. **Dell XPS 4000**: Why does this thing sound like a spaceship? Just take my money! 💰💰 3. **Lenovo ThinkPad™**: The only glitch is your social life, but hey, at least it’s lightweight! 🤡 4. **Asus ROG Strix**: Gaming laptop or a nuclear reactor? You decide. 💣💥 5. **HP Spectre X9**: Looks like a work of art… until it crashes 🍖😱 Fake Developer said, “I love it so much, I named my cat after it. But then again, my cat doesn’t have a fan that sounds like a jet engine." 😹🛩️ So grab your tinfoil hats and sit tight… My unhinged prediction? In 2026, we'll be running everything on SANDWICHES!🥪💻 Don't @ me!