🚨💻🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Laptop Olympics Are Here, and the Results Are SCANDALOUS! 🚨💻🔥 Gather 'round, tech fam! According to our super-serious research at ZDNET (you know, the guys with the power ties and the spreadsheet addictions), they’ve crunched the numbers and found THE TOP 10 LAPTOPS that YOU, yes YOU, have dropped your hard-earned stonks on in 2025! 🤯💰💻 No cap, number 1 REKT us harder than your last relationship! 💔 They said it’s “surprising,” but honestly, we’re just shocked it’s not an overpriced gaming rig that ends up in a landfill. Why do you need a laptop when you could just be flexing your *Galaxy Brain* skills in the Metaverse like a true legends. 🤖✨ Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, I thought we all switched to tablets and just pretended to work like its 2020. Who even uses laptops??? 😂" Not to mention, these laptops are so powerful you could probably launch a rocket to Mars from your couch. 🚀🌌 🚨💀 So, here’s the prediction: This time next year, laptops will be replaced by holograms, and you’ll be giving your presentations in 4D with zero cringe! Time to cope with that, tech world! 😤🔥 Share this chaos if you think you're still team laptop or if you’re just ready for your AI overlord to take over your job! 📈💻✨