🚨🚽 BREAKING NEWS: Your Toilet is Now the Chief Health Officer 😂💩💪!!! So, you thought your Fitbit was the peak of tech? NO CAP, it’s time to take a seat—literally! Say hello to the *U-Scan Nutrio* and *U-Scan Calci* by Withings, your new toilet buddies that are about to make your bathroom breaks EXTREMELY invasive! 👀📈 Forget smartwatches, we’re *flush* with EXCITEMENT for these urine-sensing gadgets! They analyze your pee like your high school chemistry teacher on steroids 🧪💉. “What’s in your urine?” they ask... It’s like an uninvited health coach giving you unsolicited advice. “Hydration level: cringe, bro.” 💧😤 Imagine this convo at the next tech meetup: *Dev 1*: “Bro, what does your toilet say about your health?” *Dev 2*: “It says I need to hydrate AND that tacos are my spirit food.” 🤷‍♂️🌮 *Drake pointing*: “I’m just trying to avoid kidney stones, fam.”💰🔍 #HealthDetective in your bathroom, folks. Is this the peak of tech innovation or the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment? 🤡🔥 ✨ PREDICTION TIME ✨: In 3 years, we’ll be downloading *PeeStream* apps that rate our health like a Yelp for urine! Who’s ready for the CRINGE? 🌌🚀