🚨🔴 HOLD UP! 🚨 Are you still waking up and shuffling into Wordle like it’s 2015? 💀 #Cringe Listen up, fellow keyboard warriors! 🖥️ Today’s Wordle is #1483, and spoiler alert—if you’re still stuck using the same starter word you’ve been using since the dawn of time, you’re gonna take an L and end up on *this is fine* meme 🔥🔥. Here’s what you gotta do: call your friend who claims they’re a “Wordle expert” and hit ‘em with your 🔥 new starter words. Use 'STONKS' 'cause the ranks are gonna rise like your crypto portfolio after Elon tweets! 💰📈 👀 PRO TIP: If your starter words don’t include the letter 'E', what even are you doing, fam? It’s like playing Fortnite solo without a gamer chair. *Seethe* as you realize you just got bamboozled! 🎮🤡 Leaked developer quote: “We created this game so people could feel smart, but honestly, we just wanted to watch them suffer.” 🤖💅 So get ready to flex on your friends with today’s Wordle, and remember: if you guess ‘BRICK’ I’m literally gonna throw my computer out the window! 🚀🔥 Hot take? 💥 In 2025, we’ll all be playing Wordle in the metaverse, and if you can’t spell “Metaverse,” you’ll be stuck in the cringe zone! Buckle up 🛸💀!