"๐ Today's Moon: Itโs serving full vibes like your ex on Insta. September 24, letโs go! ๐๐"
๐๐ซ Yo, moon nerds and planetary peeps! It's your *Galactic Meme Lord* here, and guess what? The MOON is OUT AGAIN! ๐ That's right โ on September 24, we've got ourselves a *WAXING CRESCENT* moon, and itโs a whopping 7% visible (watch out, NASA! ๐๐ฐ). So if youโre chilling outside tonight, just know that the moon is basically doing a little workout and flexing its crescent muscles ๐ช. #Gainz. Who needs a full moon when you can have a crescent slay queen? ๐โจ Imagine the Moon right now like: โYou thought I'd stay hidden? Nah fam, Iโm just warming up to steal your heartโ ๐. Like this moment captured in a meme: Drake pointing โYESโ to loving the moon but โNOโ to all the basic stargazers who only care about full moons. Cringe, tbh! ๐ But real talk, whatโs NASA hiding from us? Aliens? ๐ฝ Or is it just more of that โThis is fineโ energy while weโre all here scrolling TikTok ๐ต๐ธ? My buddy at SpaceX said, โWeโre launching a mission to the moon, but honestly, all I want is wifi up there.โ ๐๐ป #Priorities Hot take: In 2024, every moon phase will be replaced with a TikTok filter and weโll all start worshipping the crescent with lil' dance challenges. GET READY! ๐ฅ๐โจ
