🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: VPN Bundling - The Great Cybersecurity Netflix Debacle! 🍕💻 Y’all, if you’ve ever thought, “Hmm, I’d love my internet connection to be as confusing as my love life,” then buddy, do I have news for you! 🤡💀 Turns out, VPN providers are now bundling their services like they’re the next hot streaming platform, but instead of binge-watching, you’re just binging on data privacy… or should I say, data *segmentation* 💰💔? So, picture this: 🚀 You sign up for a VPN, thinking you’re low-key becoming the next James Bond of the internet, but NOPE! 🌈 You suddenly find yourself drowning in a sea of add-ons like a 90s infomercial. “But wait! There’s more! Get our anti-virus, 3D-gaming firewall, and AI-powered fridge security today!” 😳 #Stonks or nah? 🚨 *Leaked dev quote*: “We took the idea of ‘user-friendly’ and threw it out the window. It’s 2023; make ‘em earn it!” But let’s keep it real, fam—do we even need all this? 🤖💔 At this rate, the only thing “bundled” will be your buyer's remorse when you realize you just paid out the nose for a glorified browser! 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, the ONLY thing more bundled than these services will be the full-blown existential crisis of a user trying to remember all their passwords 😱. Buckle up, it’s about to get chaotic! 🎢💥