☕️🚨 BREAKING TEA SPILLED ☕️🚨 So, like, imagine you’re a dating app called Tea (😂) and in a plot twist worthy of a low-budget romantic comedy, you pull a SECOND data breach in just TWO WEEKS. Talk about a glow-up—more like a glow-down! 🤡💔 💬 OVER 1 MILLION USERS' DMs are now fumbling into the abyss, like when you lose your phone in the couch cushions. 🛋️💀 And what’s their brilliant response? DISABLING DMs! 🙅‍♂️ That’s like saying, “We found fire! LET'S STOP USING IT.” Stonks diving faster than a TikToker on a bad trend! 📉🤖 *Leaked dev quote:* “We thought it was a bug, turns out it was a feature... kinda like our user privacy! OOPS!” 🔥 But hey, don’t worry – nothing says “safe dating” like ZERO communication, amirite? 😅📱💬 This is fine. 🦙🌈 Want to swipe right on safety? Good luck with that because now it's all about the awkward eye contact across the bar! 🔥💯 Hot take: In 2024, we'll be speed dating via carrier pigeon because *safety first*, fam. 🕊️ Get ready to send smoke signals for love! Who's in? 🤡💖✨