📺🔥**BREAKING: TiVo Has Hit the Dust!** 🚨💀 Y’all heard? TiVo just decided to ghost us like our last relationship and officially STOPPED selling its DVR boxes! Yup, you read that right. The company that made rewindin’ live TV possible is now just a sad meme in the tech graveyard. **RIP TiVo—2000-2025** 😢 🎉 So, what’s next? You used to be able to feel like a time traveler 🕰️, pausing and rewinding your fave shows like Neo in The Matrix. But now, you can just *stare at your phone* while trying to explain to grandma why “streaming” is not some new-age religion. “I can confirm that TiVo is now officially a dusty relic,” said a totally not leaked TiVo developer, Bob the Sage. 🧙‍♂️ “We lost to the streaming gods. Send help.” Cutting the cord? More like cutting off the last connection to the 90s. 🥴. Meanwhile, Netflix is just out here racking up subscribers like it's *Monopoly* money 💰🚀! This isn’t just “fine,” it’s a whole cringe compilation. 😬 No cap, I predict that in 10 years, we’ll all be too busy arguing over NFTs of TV shows to even have shows to watch—so let’s just *embrace the chaos* now! 🤯💥 **Share this with your friends before they think TiVo is just an indie band!** 😂 #TiVoIsDead #StreamOrBeStreamed