🌊💀 BREAKING: Titan Sub Implodes, Blames "Cringe Workplace Vibes" 🔥🚀 Alright fam, strap in because the US Coast Guard just dropped a report thicker than a college textbook, and it’s juicier than your Aunt Karen’s Thanksgiving gossip! 🦃🍷 Spoiler alert: Stockton Rush, CEO of OceanGate, served up more toxic vibes than a middle school lunchroom! 🤡💩 Apparently, this dude ran a “dangerous and deeply unpleasant” ship (pun intended). Like, my guy, instead of building a safe sub, he was busy flexing intimidation tactics like they were his gym gains. 💪😬 I mean, the Titan was “undocumented, unregistered, and unclassed”—sounds more like it was meant for a sci-fi cosplay than actual exploration! 🛸✨ 🧠 Developers are leaking that office meetings felt like a horror movie, with the usual *"This is fine"* meme plastered on the walls. Imagine everyone in the room trying to brainstorm without spontaneously combusting! 💀🔥 👀 Hot take: I predict that in 5 years, we’ll all be taking deep-sea selfies from the mundane comforts of our couches, while OceanGate announces a new venture: underwater "team-building" retreats, complete with toxic positivity! #TeamBuildingGoals 💰🌌 So, next time someone says, “Let’s take the plunge,” just nod and say, “Bet we’ll safely stay landlocked!” 💀💸🤖💯 #OceanGateDrama #TitanicFail