🚨💼 Attention tech sheep and silicon valley stans! Are you ready for the LAYOFF-O-RAMA of 2024? 👀💥 It’s like the Hunger Games but instead of tributes, we’re throwing out employees! 😱💔 Here’s the deal: in 2025, we’re ditching resumes harder than TikTokers ditch their New Year's resolutions. Say goodbye to stability and HELLO to #TechLayoffNetflix! 🎬🔥 🌌 **MONTH-BY-MONTH SERIES ON WHO GOT THE AXE** 🗡️: - **January:** *Big Tech* bites the dust quicker than your attention span! 😂 - **February:** *Startups* shedding jobs like my dog sheds fur in summer. 🐶➡️💼 - **March:** Elon tweets “Just fired 5,000” faster than you can say “STONKS!” 🚀💰 📢 Leaked quote from a “top-secret” developer: “I thought I worked at *X* not a freaking demolition site! 💀😂” But wait — is this even *new*? Nah fam, it’s just the cycle of cringe. Make your 2024 memes based around *80% of your coworkers are now unemployed*! Star Wars but instead of Jedi, it’s the “May the Best Severance Package Win”! 🎉💔🤖 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** If Elon doesn't buy another company in the next 5 seconds, he might just start laying off himself! 🤡💯 Get your popcorn 🍿 ready, because 2025’s tech landscape is about to look like a "This is Fine" meme on fire. SMASH that share button! 🚀🔥💵