🚨💤 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! 🚨💤 Let’s talk about the Somnee Smart Sleep Headband — aka the headband that’s supposed to turn you into a sleeping beauty but might just turn you into a meme! 😂👑 Imagine strapping a mini spaceship to your noggin just to snooze better. 🚀💤 Yeah, we’re talking EEG sensors and algorithms mapping your brain like it’s freaking Galileo's star chart! 🌌 But let’s be real, while it’s supposed to zap away your sleepless nights, it only partially works—like your Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm. 🌩️💩 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We just took some existing tech and slapped a headband on it. Can you say marketing magic? 💰✨" 🤡 Just picture this: you put on the Somnee, close your eyes, and pray it doesn’t summon Cthulhu. This isn’t sleep therapy; it’s more like hoping the universe whispers you bedtime stories while your brain does the Macarena! 💃🧠 So, should you drop dollars on this high-tech snoozer, or is it a big ol’ “cope and seethe”? 🤷‍♂️💔 Based on my vibes, I’d give it a solid “this is fine” meme rating. 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, we’ll all be sleeping in VR headsets and charging extra for the “luxury” of real dreams. So grab your Somnee now or get left behind in the dreamless void! Dream catchers? More like meme catchers! 😵💭💥