📢🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: TINDER GOES FULL SKynet!* 🤖💀 Okay, fam, buckle up! Tinder just dropped a bombshell 💣 — starting June 30, new users in California have to pass a facial recognition test! 🤯👀 That’s right, no more catfishing unless your cat can also do advanced biometric scans! *This is fine* meme plays in the background as your Tinder date shows up looking nothing like their pics 😂. 🚀 Tinder execs were overheard saying: *“We’re just trying to stop the impersonation, okay? It’s like trying to find a unicorn in a sea of potato sacks.”* 😩🛑 Seriously, did they get this idea from a sci-fi movie? *Drake pointing meme* at all the people about to get caught in their own cringe! No cap, imagine trying to swipe right while dodging facial recognition like you’re in an episode of *Black Mirror*. 🙈💔 What’s next? Fingerprint hearts? 🙄🤷‍♂️ So what does this mean for the future? 🤔 Here’s the spicy hot take: In five years, we’ll all have *Tinder Lawnmowers* that will mow down your exes’ profiles. Safe dating? More like *safe swiping* 💰💥! Like, share, and prepare for a world where your selfies double as ID checks! Can’t wait! 🚀✨