🔥💔🚨 "Yo, Tinder just dropped the hottest feature for Californians, and no, it’s not another avocado toast recipe! 🍞🥑 You now MUST use facial recognition to verify your profile! Because nothing says romance quite like Big Brother watching your every swipe, amirite? 😅🤖 #CreepyCuddles Imagine this: you log into Tinder, and instead of swiping right on that gorgeous person, you’re just vibing with a digital bouncer going, “Sorry, your face doesn’t pass the test!” This ain’t a nightclub, fam! 🤡💀 "Leaked Developer Quote": "We wanted to make sure people are who they say they are. Let’s just hope they don’t end up swiping on their own selfies 🤷‍♂️." Guess they want to cut down on the catfish count, but all I can think of is that one time I matched with a dog. 🐶🔥 No cap, if this goes well, next thing we know, Tinder will make you scan your doggo's face too! #Stonks Prediction: In 2025, the new Tinder feature will just be your face playing poker against other swipers. Winner gets a date, losers get ghosted. This is fine! 🚀👀 What a time to be alive! 😂💰"