🎉🔮💀 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! GET READY TO SLAY SOME GRANDPA VIBES IN HADES II! 🚀🔥 That’s right, fam! Say "THANK YOU, NINTENDO!" because September 25th is the date we bring *death* to Chronos! This isn’t your grandma’s time travel drama, folks. We’re dropping into the chaos with Melinoë, the baddie sister of Zagreus, who’s more about busting heads than busting outta the underworld—like who even wants to escape when you can drag grandpa’s timeline straight to the 🔥🔥! Check this out: "yeah, we just added some spicy new weapons and *nobody* asked for them, but we’re basically creating the ultimate family therapy session with axes.” - *totally legitimate leaked dev quote* 💬💀 And don’t even get me started on how Epic Games is gonna flex with that “Switch 2” drip. Should we all just continue to seethe in 30 FPS hell? 🤔💔 So get ready to slide into hell on the Switch, PC, and whatever gizmo the kids are playing on in 2023 🚀. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Hades 2 will cause a family reunion so chaotic that Zeus will drop his lightning bolt 📉. Stonks are crashing for grandpas everywhere. Y’all are gonna need therapy, fr fr. 🪄💀🔥 #Based #EternalChaos