🔔🚨BREAKING: Tim Cook just went full-on *white knight* mode for AI at an Apple all-hands meeting and honestly, it’s giving “small company trying to keep up with the big boys” vibes 🔥🔥. “Apple must do this. Apple will do this,” he declared, sipping on that *delicious* corporate Kool-Aid. 🍎💼 But like, bro... Did we time travel back to 2010? Because Apple’s been more like “delay the plans” than “make the plans.” 😬🤣 *Siri* still can’t understand “What’s 2 + 2?”, and now they expect us to believe they’re gonna create Skynet? 🤖💀 And here’s a hot take from the space between my ears: “Tim Cook is convinced AI is the next big thing. But fam, if they can’t get Siri to stop confusing my messages with my dad’s dad jokes, how can we trust them with AI?!” 💔💻. 🍏 Got a leaked quote from an anonymous Apple dev: “When I saw Cook hyping AI, I thought, ‘This is fine.’ But then my computer crashed, and I knew it was all *cap*.” 😵 Final prediction: Apple’s going to release a feature that lets you yell at Siri: “You’re late to the party, but I still love you!” and we’ll all pretend we’re not cringing while it sells out like the stonks it claims to be! 📈🚀 Share this if you’re ready for a future where Siri can finally roast us back 💀🔥!