🔥🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook’s Secret Plans for Apple’s Future—THIS IS FINE! 🐶💩** 🚨🔥 Y'all ready for some serious 8D chess moves? 🤯 So, everyone's out here talking about Tim Cook doing whatever CEOs do in their glass castles, but have you ever considered our boy Tim might actually be training a horde of virtual cats to run Apple? 🐱🤖 No cap! **Imagine this**: Tim Cook whispers to his team, "Forget AI, we're going full CatTok!" 😹💵 Meanwhile, Apple is secretly working on their newest product: "iMeow"—the first purrrsonal assistant that predicts your mood based on how many cat memes you scroll through! 🐾📱 But fr fr, the whispers from the “leaked” dev forums say: "If this doesn’t work, we’ll just sell more overpriced charging cables." 😂💀 Classic Apple moves, amirite? 💰💔 In the words of Tim, “We’re not concerned with competition. Just look at those stonks go!” 📈 Meanwhile, their latest gadget is basically a glorified cheese grater with an Apple sticker. 🤢🧀 **So, here’s the hot take:** In 5 years, we’ll ALL be working for a bunch of meme-generating, cat-powered devices. Mark my words. Cats are the future, and the influencers are just getting started! 🌌😹🔥 #StayWoke #iMeow2028