🚨BREAKING: Tim Cook Spotted at White House - AGAIN! 🇺🇸🤖 Timmy is back at the White House, pulling up to the Trump AI event like it's a tech bro reunion! 🍔💥 Picture this: Tim walks in, juggling the secrets of the iPhone 17 like it's a hot potato while Trump yells something about "AI for America!" 🔥👀 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Mr. Cook just texted me and said, 'If I hear one more thing about folding phones, I’m suing the universe.'” 📜💀 Apple’s CEO probably thinking *“I’m just here to drop the next-gen iPhone in a hologram and call it a day.”* 🤯💰 But honestly? Shouldn’t he be prepping for another boring product launch? Instead, he’s doing diplomacy like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡 Meanwhile, the *Stonks* meme is just watching this like: **"Invest in Timmy's charisma, this is gold!"** 💸💖 What’s next? Tim Cook pulling up at the UN to debate whether the next iOS should come with a built-in emotional support system for users cringing at their old phones? 🤠 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of this event, Tim will announce that Siri is actually the reincarnation of Thomas Edison, and we’ll all just be like, "Well, this is fine." 🤷‍♂️💀✨ #TechWorldChaos