👀💀 Tim Cook Spills the TEA 🍵 on Apple’s AI Plans: “We’re Open, Y’all!” 🤖🚀 So, like, Apple’s CEO—Tim “I promise I’m not just giving you the same old iPhone” Cook—just casually dropped the bomb that Apple is LIKE SOOOO open to gobbling up AI startups. 😱💰 You know, to finally catch up with the cool kids like *cough* Google *cough* and *cough* Meta! 😂📉 They raked in a whopping $94 BILLION 🤑🔥 last quarter, but they’re still lagging behind the AI hype train. 🚂 Meanwhile, Meta’s out here snatching Apple’s engineers like they’re Pokémon cards. Pikachu? More like "Peeka-don't-go-to-Meta!" ⚡️🔥 Sources say Apple might even slide into the DMs of AI giants like OpenAI and Anthropic to spice up Siri. 🌈🦄 “Hey Siri, can you stop being dumb?” might actually get some action soon! But word on the street is they’re eyeing that AI search startup Perplexity like a kid stares at a warm plate of cookies. 🍪 Let’s face it, if Apple can’t figure out the AI game soon, they might as well just rename Siri to “Siri-ously Behind” 🤣. My hot take? Apple’s going to buy a mid-tier AI company, launch a mediocre product, and call it "groundbreaking." Welcome to the future, where everything is just a rebranded iPhone with AI. 💀💥 Remember: If Tim Cook tweets about it, it’s probably just a product placement. 😭📱🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine