"Tim Cook says Apple’s down to adopt AI like it's a stray cat 🐱💻. Swipe right on those acquisitions! 😤🔥"
🍏💀 BREAKING: Tim Cook just spilled the AI tea! ☕👀 The man, the myth, the legend went on record saying Apple is "very open" to scooping up some AI companies to finally break free from the “We make overpriced fruits” trope 🍎💸. I mean, no cap, it’s about time they swap out the gold-plated charging cables for some brain-boosting algorithms, amirite? 🤖✨ 🥴 But let’s keep it 💯, Apple never really flexes with these big bag acquisitions, so this feels mad sus. Drake's pointing meme can’t save that! 👉👈 "But Tim," someone probably shouted in a dimly-lit boardroom, "isn’t that for non-Apple companies?!" and he probably took a sip of his kombucha and whispered, "size doesn't matter" 😂📉 #Stonks So what gives? Is Apple trying to get its galaxy brain on with AI? 🤯 Or just trying to slap an AI sticker on their new iPhone like it’s a “this is fine” meme? 🐸🔥 🔥👽 Prediction time: Soon enough we'll see Apple’s *iBrain* — the only device that can answer your questions while FORCING you to update for the next iOS just to ask it anything 🔄💾. Get ready for those in-app purchase prices to skyrocket! 🤯💰 Stay woke, fam! 💥