🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS Y'ALL! 🔥🚨 Tim Cook just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023 at Apple HQ, and it’s titled, “We’re Gonna Win THIS AI War” 😂🎤💀. According to *leaked* transcripts (okay, I made them up—don't sue me), he said, "Apple must do this. Apple will do this" like a dad trying to sound cool at the cookout. 🙄🍔 🤖💰 This is the same guy who once thought Siri could become an actual personality. No cap, we’re still waiting for him to win an argument with Alexa. But now, we’re *allegedly* pivoting to AI like it’s our new BFF. Forget “this is fine” when your MacBook needs an update—now it’s “this is fine” when your iPhone’s sending you AI-generated dad jokes! Meanwhile, Apple Store workers are probably like, "Stop brooding over AI and just fix the iMessage delivery issues, Tim!” 🥴📱. Hold up, Tim! Can we get our software to work before unleashing AI overlords? 🤡💥 In a totally unhinged prediction, I’m calling it: Apple's next big thing will be the "iMeme" featuring Siri as your personal roast master. Brace yourselves, folks! 🚀💾🌌