🎉🍏💼 Tim Cook About to Bring the Apple 🍎 Vibes to the White House! 🍿🇺🇸 Ladies and gents, grab your overpriced AirPods and prepare your memes because Timmy Cook is strutting his stuff to the White House! Yeah, you heard that right! 🤡💥 He’s probably there to negotiate a deal for FREE WiFi at all government buildings—because let’s be real, they NEED it! 😂 🔥 Meanwhile, the news is juicer than a rotten apple 🍏—India just slapped some tariffs on our boy Timmy’s favorite fancy gadgets, but guess what? Apple’s like “Nah, we’re chillin’ over here.” 💁‍♂️💨 #Unbothered #LargelyUnaffected (who knew they were the chill friends in a group project?). A *totally* reliable source within Apple allegedly said, “Tariffs? Psh, bro, we’ll just switch to renewable carbon fiber million-dollar phones—no big deal.” 🤖💸 So, as Tim’s about to give us the 🔥 stonks 📈 we didn’t ask for, prepare for some cringe-worthy photos of him shaking hands with politicians like it’s a family reunion. Prediction? In 5 years, Apple will just CGI Tim into the next iPhone to save on airfare. 👀💀 #BasedAndNotOnEarth 🚀 Get ready to meme this, fam!