🚨 🚨 **BREAKING: APPLE FACES $1.1 BILLION TAR-IFED UP!** 🍏💸 Tim Cook just dropped a bombshell, folks! 💣 The only thing more inflated than Apple's ego right now? Their tariff bill! 📈🚀 So brace yourselves, because your favorite overpriced gadgets are about to get even more... **EXPENSIVE** 💰😱! Imagine Tim sitting there like 💵 *Drake* pointing at that bill like “Nahhh, we’re never charging you less, fam!" 🤡 *Stonks* going down faster than my will to live on a Monday morning. Can you even put a price on the pain of the next evolving iPhone? 🤖📱 Sources say one dev was like, "Why don’t we just charge more and call it 'pro'?” 🤔 Did Tim just channel his inner Buzz Lightyear? “To infinity and beyond… tariffs!” ✈️💀 Meanwhile, consumers are lounging in their Apple gardens, cozy with their overpriced chargers while saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😤 Can we all just agree that the galaxy brain move here is to start a GoFundMe for every iPhone user? 🥴 **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll be paying directly in blood, sweat, and tears for that sweet, sweet Apple upgrade! 🍏💔💀💸