🚨🍏 BREAKING: Tim Cook GIVES APPLE THE HYPE SESSION OF A LIFETIME! 💪💥 Buckle up, fam! After serving up some cold financial results like a sad meal from a 3-day-old fridge, Timmy C decided to *pep talk* his way through Apple's AI crisis. 🤡💀 That's right! An hour of Tim mumbling about how we’re STILL not as good as Google at AI, while the entire staff was like “This is fine” 😰🔥. *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, I’m just here so I won’t get fired. Maybe I’ll pitch my idea for the ‘iBrain’—cause at this rate, that’s the only AI that’ll save us!” 😂🤖 Meanwhile, Cook’s just in a corner saying, “Bro, we’re Apple; we can put a fancy case on a potato and call it a feature!” 🥔💰 #Stonks No cap, folks, Apple’s playing hide-and-seek with innovation while the world’s moving on to the next big thing. We’re talking AI that makes your coffee or sucks your soul, and Apple’s like, “We make good keyboards!” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be typing on keyboards that *literally* run our lives – they’ll have AI that predicts your thoughts. “Siri, I want a pizza!” and she’ll just roll her eyes and say, “Bet you do!” 🍕🚀 Stay tuned for Tim Cook’s TED Talk on why “success isn’t just an app we can download!” (Spoiler: it is 💔). Now go meme this!