🚨👀BREAKING: Tim Cook just dropped some major *tea* during an all-hands meeting at Apple! 🍏☕️ Word on the street is that he told the troops, “The AI revolution is OURS to grab!” Like, hold up—does this mean we're about to see iRobot but make it Apple? 🤖💥 But fr fr, does anyone actually believe Tim can handle AI better than he handled the *iTunes Store*? 🤔💀 I mean, Apple Maps is still out here sending us on detours through Narnia. I saw a meme that said “Stonks” when he mentioned AI, but my brain's like this is fine—🔥💰🚀. And is it just me, or are Apple’s “AI efforts” just a glorified Siri that learned to do math? 🧮👀 “Hey Siri, can you run my life for me?” *Fingers crossed, plays meme sound effects* In a leaked convo (totally not made-up!), a dev said, “Yeah, we’re just adding neural nets to the next iOS update alongside a fresh batch of overpriced AirPods.” 🤡💸 So, here’s my hot take: Apple is about to release an AI-powered app that tells you how to *unironically* stan AI while flying your private jet 🚁💨. Whole world’s gonna be like, "Get that Apple brain chip implanted, no cap!" 🤯👁️‍🗨️ GET READY. 🍏💣