🌟 BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook is on the verge of becoming a retirement meme! 🦾👴💤 Sources say that Apple is prepping for a CEO shake-up and handing the baton to John Ternus! 😱💼 Now, before y’all clutch your pearls and scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO MORE TIM COOK?" 😳😱 let’s get real: Tim's been running the show since 2011. That's like 1000 years in tech time! Now he’s like: “iPad or nap? Tough choice!” 💤📱✨ Rumor has it, during a recent board meeting, Tim was like: “Listen, I’m not ready for the retirement home yet, but can we get Ternus prepped? I hear he’s got that ‘new Apple energy’™️.” 🍏🔋 Meanwhile, Ternus is practicing his best *"I’m the captain now"* face — looking at you, Tim! 😏👀 In a totally real and NOT made-up quote, one Apple insider said: “This is just like when Kanye passed the torch to Drake. Same energy, no cap.” 🎤🏆 Drake meme, anyone? 😭 So buckle up, fam. If Tim leaves, will we be looking at *Drake Pointing* at a new era of Apple products that no one can afford? 🤔💰 Or will Ternus wave a magic wand and make us all billionaires through sheer innovation and vibes? 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will drop a VR Tim Cook hologram! Bet! 👽💸🤯