🎉💀 BREAKING: Tim Cook Turns 65 and Apple Goes Into Full On 🤖💼 Survival Mode! 💼🤖 Alright, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Tim "Cooked His Way to 65" just dropped the birthday announcement that has Silicon Valley ROASTING! 🥵🔥 Like, we are talking about the fish that’s been swimming upstream for over a decade! I mean, even this guy: *imaginary developer quote*: "Tim’s basically a human version of that one emoji 🧙‍♂️, but we’re running out of Wizards at Apple!" Rumor has it Apple is about to launch a new line of CEO candidates! The meme-worthy “who will replace Tim” game has just gone up another level: 🤡🤔💥 Enter the usual suspects, but let’s be honest, it’s basically the same as throwing names in a blender and calling it a smoothie. 🍹 *Drake pointing meme* 🔥 - "Not that guy! He can't even handle iMessage updates!" This is where you throw in your conspiracy theories about the next CEO being a secret AI that can code and make you cry when your AirPods die because “Apple’s just trying to keep it in the family.” 🥴💰 So what’s my hot take? Tim Cook’s resignation will coincide with Apple’s announcement of their revolutionary new product: *the Apple Baby*—a licensed firstborn that can run iOS and argue about in-app purchases! 😂📱🚀 Mark my words, folks! The future is chaotic! 🌌🔥