🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook is aging like fine wine 🍷 but also like expired milk 🥴! At 65, he's officially closer to becoming a grandpa than a tech CEO, and boyyy, the succession goss is thicker than a blockchain ledger! 💸💻✨ Rumor has it that Apple is on a wild search for the next big brain 🔍🧠. Here’s a wild idea: what if they just hire series of animated AI mascots to run the show? Talk about galaxy brain moves! 🚀🤖 "We can't be sued if we're all just pixels," said one alleged Apple dev (totally didn’t make this convo up 😅). Candidates on the table: we got the usual suspects and… a rogue cat with a TikTok following! Because you know the internet loves a chaotic twist 🤡🎉. But for real, can anyone replace Tim? No cap, this is like trying to replace the lead singer of a boy band. You can’t just throw in another 5-standies and expect to *not* flop. 😂💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: After Tim retires, Apple’s next big move will be releasing an OS that runs on your emotional state. “Feeling sad? Here’s macOS Cry Edition, with all the feels! 😢” They’ll probably charge you an extra $100 for that emotional upgrade! 💵💀 So, who’s ready to seethe and cope as they begin their search for the next Steve Jobs? Drop your wild predictions below!👇