🔥👀 Hold the phone, fam! 🔥💰 Tim Cook just dropped some *major* tea at the quarterly earnings party like it’s a hot potato! 🥔💸 Apple is ready to throw cash like a drunk millionaire at AI 💻🤖, and guess what? It’s not just for all you “who even uses Siri” peeps! 📈🍏 “We’re significantly growing our AI spend,” said Tim Cook, who apparently has *not* been replaced by a chatbot. “M&A could accelerate our roadmap.” 😳💌 (Translation for the uninitiated: mergers & acquisitions, aka “buying everyone’s lunch money.”) Now let’s talk numbers: a staggering 10% YoY revenue increase 💵🚀!! Apple’s making stonks look like child’s play: “This is fine” meme style while Wall Street’s out here clutching their pearls! 💁‍♂️💥 Imaginary Developer quote of the day: "I swear if I have to optimize another iOS feature, I might just quit and become a professional dog groomer!" 🐶✂️💔 But here’s the kicker – watch out: Apple is about to announce the iPhone 14Z: Pro Max AI Edition 🤖📱 – complete with a brain that lowkey judges you for not using FaceTime. 🔥💥 Here’s the spicy prediction: Apple will *definitely* buy a small country within the next year just to train their AI! Get that popcorn ready! 🍿💀 #TimTheDream #AppleAbsurdity #AIpocalypse #MemeMachine