🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook & Co. Spill the TEA on the iPhone Air! ☕️💨 So, Apple’s big wigs sat down with the Wall Street Journal for what can only be described as the *most thrilling* episode of the Apple As Seen On TV Show. 🤯💸 Tim Cook (aka the *CEO Who Never Sleeps*) and his trusty sidekicks Molly “I put the ‘design’ in designer” Anderson and Alan “I make your user interface not look like a 1990s website” Dye spilled their iPhone Air dreams and nightmares. 🌈✨ You know that moment when you’re deep in a convo and you realize it’s just like, super boring? This was that moment for the tech world. I mean, they were literally discussing “their reactions” like it's an episode of *Real Housewives*! “OMG I hope it’s lighter than a feather??” and “Can we fit a whole grapefruit inside it??” Bruh, we just want our memes to load faster and our TikToks to STONK! 📈😂 But let’s keep it 100: The iPhone Air is probably just a regular iPhone with a new label and a price tag that’s straight-up criminal. 🔥💰 No cap, the real product? It’s just a fancy way to say “We’re still milking your wallets.” 🤖🔥 **Hot Take**: Within two years, the iPhone Air will float in your hands thanks to "gravity-canceling" tech that will never exist. You’re welcome. 💀🚀