📱✨ BREAKING: Tim Cook just dropped a *major* hint that Apple’s product roadmap is about to GOAT 🚀🔥! I can't believe I'm saying this, but it might actually be their most exciting lineup EVER. Can you believe it? This dude is like a Jedi Master of hype 🥷💰! Imagine Tim in a dark room, surrounded by prototypes of new gadgets like a villain in a Disney movie, whispering, "It’s the best it’s ever been..." Meanwhile, the Apple sheep are like 🐑💬 "Stonks?!" The only thing missing is a live orchestra playing the iTunes theme as he unveils a new iFridge™ that'll literally order your takeout for you while plotting world domination 💀🤖🍔. Rumor has it he whispered to his developer pals, "Yo, if we don’t revolutionize the charger AGAIN, I’m gonna turn into Tim Cook 1.0… no innovation!" Like, bro, you’re already at zero innovation! 🤡 In a world where everything’s *fine* (this is fine) because Apple keeps holding onto their secrets, I’m predicting the next major Apple event will have all the drama of an Avengers movie trailer. Mark my words, it’ll be like "iPhone 15: The Phantom Menace" where we might see face recognition revenge on Android!! 😱🚫📅 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for Apple to slay us all while we cope and seethe in our Android caves! 😈💔