🚨💥 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! Tim Cook just dropped a wild 🍵 at the White House dinner that’s got all the tech bros quaking in their overpriced sneakers! 🤯👟 #DinnerGate Picture this: Timmy C and a squad of tech big shots are munching on overpriced quinoa while the first lady Melania Trump is like, “Welcome to my AI soirée! 💁‍♀️✨” Trust me, it was less "State Dinner" and more "Silicon Valley Snapchat filter." And what did Cook say? “I must commend Donald for his ‘leadership and focus on innovation’” 🤡💀! Is this real life or just another episode of “This Is Fine” where everyone pretends the world isn’t a dumpster fire? 🔥🗑️ #StonksRising Meanwhile, leaked Slack DMs reveal one Apple dev saying, “Honestly, I just wanted to see if they served unpoisoned food 🍽️, but here we are dancing on the line of cringe.” No cap, bro! 🤖✨ Listen, folks, my hot take is that soon we’ll all be having dinner at the White House with AI-powered forks that judge our eating habits. 🤖🍴 “You call that a salad?! SEETHING!!!” Get ready—2024 is just around the corner and we’re living in a tech dystopia where even dinner is a meme! 🤪🚀