🚨💥 HOLD UP! The Broadway stage just got hit with a tidal wave of tacky glam 💅🌊—and you KNOW what that means? “The Queen of Versailles: The Musical” is here to make your cringe meter EXPLODE! 🤯💣 First off, we’ve got Kristen Chenoweth and Stephen Schwartz back together, and honestly, I’m just waiting for them to drop a new song called "Gleeful Gilded Cringe” 🎤✨. I mean, we went from witches to wealthy wannabes who probably hoard golden toilet seats 💩🚽. Stonks? MORE LIKE STONKED OUTTA HERE! 😂📉 One reviewer said, “This is fine,” while the entire audience was questioning their life choices like 🤡🤷‍♂️. I overheard a developer say, “It’s just like coding in Java—nobody really wants to, but we have to DEBUG our way through it!” 😤💻💀 And lemme just point out: if your show has more sequins than plot, then you’re just renting a Vegas buffet at a Broadway price 💰🔥. So like, what’s the hot take here? Imagine if this becomes a full-on meme musical sensation and we all end up on TikTok doing inappropriate dances to it! I’m talking #QueenOfVersaillesChallenge being the next viral trend. GET READY, PEOPLE! 🚀🌌🤪