🚨💬🛑 **BREAKING: Roblox Cooks Up a SAFETY SAUSAGE!** 💀🔥 Hold onto your virtual hats, gamers! 🤠✨ Roblox is dropping AGE ESTIMATION technology like it's the hottest mixtape of 2024! 🎤🔥 You wanna chat on Roblox? Better prove you ain't a baby! 👶🍼 No cap! This is the company’s way of saying, “Hold my juice box, we’re getting serious about online safety!” 🥤💪 In a world where “anyone can be a dog” on the internet, they’re like, “Nah fam, only cool cats over 13 can talk!” 😼🗨️ Imagine the developers huddled up, saying, “Let’s throw some A.I. at it and verify ages!” while secretly hoping they don’t end up on r/Unexpected 🤫👀. It’s like a crypto bro saying, “Invest in stonks!” but it’s just Roblox trying to stop toddlers from getting roasted on voice chat! 😂🤖💰 And if you thought you could escape with your meme stash? Think again! This rollout is phased through January, leaving some kids talking in *simple emojis* 🙈💖 while others are out there flexing their chat privileges like 🍕Gordon Ramsay. 💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we’ll be chatting with ROBLOX-AI characters that *actually* know how to roast you harder than your friends! 🤯🚀 Prepare for the ultimate cringe fest! This is going to be *literally* the best “this is fine” meme moment ever! 🔥💩 Share it or face the age verification wrath! 🤡👾