🚨BREAKING: TikTok Goes Dark in Indonesia! 🚫🎥💀 So, TikTok just pulled a *Nikita Khrushchev-level* move and suspended its live feature in Indonesia, all because of "increasing violence in protests" over lawmakers' pay. 🤡💰 Oh, you thought the only thing they’d censor was your *cringe* dance moves? Nah fam, they’re also *protecting* you from witnessing the chaos of angry protestors—because who needs a frontline TikTok live feed when you can just scroll through #Drama? 👀🔥 #ThisIsFine 📜 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we thought the biggest issue would be people throwing shade at bad accounts, but it turns out they’re throwing real bricks! Who knew politics was just another episode of *Survivor: Congress Edition?*" – A ~totally real~ TikTok dev, probably. 😂🤖 So, while Indonesian lawmakers are out here collecting their checks like they’re on an episode of *Stonks*, TikTok is scrambling to keep the peace—because NOTHING says “We care” like canceling the party 🎉🌍💃🏽. 🤔 Hot Take: This suspension will last *exactly* until the next viral dance challenge hits. Why? Because influencers + drama = views, and TikTok’s motto is: “No chaos, no clout.” You heard it here first—next up, TikTok is going to start streaming *actual* protests to boost engagement. 🚀❗️ #ChaosMarketing