🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Ticketmaster CEO Thinks Concert Tickets Are JUST TOO CHEAP! 💥🚨 In a twist more shocking than a surprise feature drop in a *beta* version of your favorite app, 🙈 Live Nation big boss Michael Rapino claims that ticket prices are basically *steals*, fam. Like, what *planet* are you on, my dude? 🪐💸 💀 “If you think about it, $300 for a standing spot next to a dude yelling his lungs out is a SERIOUS bargain!” — *Michael Rapino*, probably. 🤡🔥 This guy really said “Let them eat cake,” but like, replace "cake" with "concerts" and “eat” with “consume vast quantities of debt.” 📉💔 We’re still trying to wrap our heads around this galaxy brain take at the Game Plan conference! 🚀 Heres an idea: maybe someone should send him to a *real* concert. Spoiler alert: this is fine. 🐶🔥 Now, middle-class fans be like 🤓: “Oh wow, I’ll just sell my kidney to see my favorite band at this *discounted* price!” 💀💰 But here’s the real kicker: Expect concert tickets to be $1000 by next summer, with the *premium experience* including a complimentary nosebleed seat! How did we get here, you ask? 😤💥 TL;DR: Ticketmaster, we’re onto your grift, and soon you'll be charging for air at concerts! 🤖🎤💰 #TicketmasterStonks