🚨🎥 BOOMERS, SHUT UP! The future is here, and it’s wrapped in a VHS tape full of nostalgia that smells like your childhood basement! 🤯 Introducing *Cassette*—an app that slaps your iPhone’s camera roll with that retro VHS aesthetic! Yes, you heard that right. Devin “the Nostalgia Lord” Davies has blessed us with a digital time machine! 💾📼 *Cassette* is the love child of your mom's VHS collection and your iPhone, and it’s here to remind you that all those ‘cringe’ family videos need a glow-up worse than a middle schooler at prom. 🤡💔 “I just wanted to relive the magic of my dad’s awful dance moves,” said a *leaked quote* from an imaginary teenage user, probably weeping over his iPhone 13. 😭 Imagine editing your wild TikTok videos with a fuzzy VHS filter and getting that sweet, sweet ‘80s charm. *Stonks* are rising, my friends! 📈🔥 “Why would I watch HD when I can watch my dog step on a VHS tape in potato quality?” said a very real, definitely not fake developer at their existential crisis meeting. So grab your scrunchies, chug some Surge, and take a trip down memory lane... or should we say, memory **tape**? Future prediction: 2024, all phones will just be retro cassette players. 📼🚀✨ No cap. #VHSNostalgia #ThisIsFine