"ThredUp be like 🤖: AI sorting 80k items daily? Whole workforce just vibin’ 💀🔥 #Robopocalypse"
🚨💀 ThredUp Just Unleashed AI on Your Grandma’s Attic! 🤖✨ 🔥Hold on to your thrift-store beanies because ThredUp is pulling a major *pull a fast one* and using AI to sort a whopping 80,000 items a day! That’s right, *8-0-0-0-0* 🤑, faster than your Aunt Karen's shopping spree! 🛍️💸 🤔😲 “Manual sorting? Pshh, we don’t need that when we’ve got an AI that’s basically a robot version of Marie Kondo!” said no one but probably should’ve. Meanwhile, grandma is seething somewhere like “I used to do all that in my sleep.” 😂🤷♀️ Drake already pointed at the cringe of manually sorting clothes, and now it’s like, “AI sorting—Based!” 💯😂 But like, are we really trusting a robot to sniff out the *best* Hawaiian shirt? 🤢🌈 💬 "Why sort when you can let the robots handle it? Cope and seethe, grandma!” said a THREDUP engineer, probably while laughing maniacally. 👨💻💀 🚀✨ BREAKING HOT TAKE: One day, ThredUp's AI will be so advanced, it might actually start giving fashion advice. Imagine an AI telling you that your vintage 2005 cargo shorts are just “not it, fam.” 😱🔥 Share this if you’re ready for a future where AI is your personal thrift store stylist! 💥✨ #ThredUp #FashionAI #RobotsAreStylish