🎉🕶️ 🚨 Welcome back, future billionaires! This week in the chaos that we call the tech world, we’ve got some spicy scandals hotter than a freshly opened can of whoop-ass! 💥💰 First up: A $15B crypto bust so BIG, it’s got the stonks memes sweating! 😱💸 You thought you were just stacking your Satoshis but nah fam, you’re basically funding the next season of "Squid Game"! 🍿💀 Developers be like: "Well, at least I got my NFT of a monkey throwing bananas to fall back on..." 🍌🤡 Next, we've got satellites spying on you harder than a high school crush! 👀🚀 One leaked quote from an unnamed dev: "I thought Google Maps was creepy until I realized my fridge is basically the CIA." 🤖🔥 Android RATs are rolling in like they're at a family BBQ, just crashing your party and stealing your data while you’re at the grill! Oh, and let's talk about smishing! It’s like phishing but with a sad twist – these billion-dollar scams are literally begging for attention like a TikTok star! 😭💔 So, buckle up, buttercup! This roller coaster of scams and malware is just getting warmed up. Hot take: by 2025, your toaster will be using your WiFi to sell your data to the highest bidder while you burn your bagel! 🥯🔥 #ToasterGate2025 🚨💀💫 Share this chaos. The meme wars are just beginning! 🔥💥