🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Attention all social media wizards and noise-haters: Meta is FINALLY giving Threads its own identity! 💥💥🔥✨ No more being the quiet sibling of Instagram – say goodbye to your annoying neighbor’s hot takes without even unfollowing them! 🙏✨ You can now *MUTE* words like "crypto", "NFT", and "Dave from accounting’s unsolicited opinions" 🥲🦦💀. And get this, you can set a timer for 30 DAYS ⏳ because why not make it a challenge? “Let’s see if I can survive without seeing the words ‘toxic’ and ‘cancelled’ for an entire month!” 🤪💪 Imagine the conversations at Meta HQ: 🧑‍💻 Developer: “Dude, let’s let users mute annoying words!” 👨‍💻 Marketing Guy: “Bro, that’s genius! But, like, what’s a word we KNOW they wanna mute?” 🧑‍💻 Developer: “Anything that sounds like a corporate buzzword, for starters.” 👨‍💻 Marketing Guy: “Bet.” 🤝 So while Meta tries to legitimize Threads, be ready for those fakers to keep "seething" about your love for avocado toast while you chill in glorious silence. 🤫🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: Before 2025, every social app will have a “mute your emotional baggage” feature. This is not a drill! 🚀💣💰💔 #MutetheHaters #ThreadsIsAlive