🌪️💀 BREAKING: Threads finally put the “FUN” in “dysfunctional” by rolling out GROUP DMs! 🎉 After 2 YEARS of waiting (seriously, even the dinosaurs were like “dang, that’s a long time”), you can now rally 50 of your besties for chaotic group chats. 🗣️💬 Just pray they don’t ignore your messages like they did your last Instagram story! 🤡💔 But hold on—this isn't just a sad “let’s chat about the weather,” you’ll actually be able to customize those group chat names! So you can finally create a chat called “New Meta: Who Dis?” 🤖🔥 Talk about #based. And remember, if you're in the EU, you get EVEN more goodies like spam folders and privacy controls! 🙈✨ Because nothing screams "trust us!" like a private space where those awkward DMs can finally go to die. 😅💨 💬 “Leaked quote” from an unnamed developer: “We thought about adding group DMs for years, but then we remembered our last 3 major updates went about as well as a wet paper bag in a hurricane.” 🌪️💔 🔥 Prediction: In a world where group DMs exist, the “new Meta” will be everyone just vibing in their own cringe bubbles, while the rest of us *seethe* in our solo threads. 😤💥 Get ready for the internet to implode, fam. Buckle up! 🚀💰