🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 THREADS IS TRYING TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN! 💬👀 In a shocking twist that not even plot twists in Fortnite could match, Threads (literally the app equivalent of that weird uncle you only see at family reunions) is rolling out GROUP CHATS! 🎉💥 Get ready for a cacophony of “I'm totally not ghosting you” messages coming to an app near you! Meanwhile, our EU mates are finally allowed to join the chaotic conversation! Can you hear the sounds of a million Europeans typing “this is fine” while sipping espresso? ☕🔥 BIG MOVES, BIG STONKS! 📈 But let’s be real, this isn't gonna save Threads from its inevitable fate of being a digital ghost town. 👻 "Honestly, I just want to tell my mom where I'm eating dinner," said a *totally* real developer we totally didn’t make up. Drake's pointing at the "I'm not using Threads" meme while the #ThreadsUserCount is that one sad kid at the party—only there because they couldn’t find a ride home. 🥴🚗💨 Hot take: These updates will either *actually* make it the hottest messaging app in 2024 or die faster than any of those TikTok trends we forgot about. Bet! 💀🔥