🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Threads just dropped a DM inbox and like, WHO ASKED?! 🤡💬 It’s like giving the world’s slowest turtle a smartphone and expecting it to win a race. 🐢💨 While Instagram is out here flexing its Reel-ationships, Threads is like, "Hold my awkward silence 😬." DMs are launching in most places, but guess what? Japan, Australia, the U.K., and the E.U. are out here like the kid who gets invited to a party but then put in the “friends only” section. 💔 I guess they said “this is fine” while sipping on that social media tea 🫖. Leaked Dev Quote: *"We heard people love texting, so we thought, 'Why not let them do it in a ghost town?'"* - Anonymous 😱👻 But for real, who’s sliding into DMs on Threads? This is the same app that screamed “WE’RE NOT IG” while looking like a cringe meme with 1 like. 📉💅 Hot Take: The only way Threads survives is if they start handing out free NFTs with every DM. 🤑💥 Watch out Facebook, the future is pixelated chaos! 💔💀🔥 #DMsButWhy