🔥🚨 HOLD UP, WE'RE ABOUT TO DIVE INTO THE CHAOS OF THREADS 2.0! 🚨🔥 🧵💬 So, guess what? Meta’s shameless Twitter clone, *Threads*, is dropping updates that make it LESS boring than a wet blanket at a sleepover. They’re now letting you manage Hidden Words separate from Instagram! Because, let’s be real, who needs consistency? 🤡💀 Imagine the developer behind this, like: “Hey guys, I just came up with an idea for THREADS! It’s like Insta but… with even MORE confusion!” 🤔💭 *Leaked Quote*: “Why bother making a good app when we can just throw spaghetti at the wall and hope something sticks?” 🍝🧑‍💻 Now you can set your own time limits, probably just to avoid the cringe when you realize how many cat memes you could’ve scrolled instead. 🐱💩 “This is fine,” said no one ever trying to escape the *endless doomscroll* on Mеta’s playground. 😩 And here’s the kicker: NEXT UP, Threads will introduce an *Auto-Crate Cringe Filter*! 🚀💰 So buckle up, fam! In three months, we’ll all be saying, “remember when we thought Threads was just a phase?” Prep your ghosting skills 'cause it’s about to get spooky! 👻🔥 Prediction: Soon you won’t be able to post without 10 different filters for who can see your “hey, check out my food pics” updates. 🤖💀 #Stonks #MetaBeLike