🚨👀 ATTENTION ALL APPLE FANS AND DEGREE CHASERS! 🍏📚 You won’t believe what’s on sale this week. NO CAP! 🙌 We’re talking MacBooks, AirPods, and iPads all slashed like it’s Black Friday but with more hipster coffee and less chaos! 🎉✨ 👨‍🎓💻 Imagine walking into class with a fresh MacBook, and your friends are like “Damn, is that the new M2 chip or just your genius vibe?” *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🔥💭 And then you whip out your AirPods, and suddenly, everybody else’s earbuds seem like ancient relics from the Stone Age! TIME TRAVELING WITH STYLE! 🦕🦖 But wait, it gets wilder! 😱 Sources say Apple is testing a new 'buy now, pay later' scheme that works about as well as a broken Apple Pencil. 💸🖊️ “Yeah, it’s totally not going to make you more broke, bro,” said a “leaked” dev (read: my cat was licking my laptop while I typed this). 🐱💻 🔥🔥 Here’s your hot take: If you're not buying Apple products RIGHT NOW, you might as well be using a potato as your primary device! 🤖🥔 *THIS IS FINE* — you’re just living life in 2010! *🌀 PREDICTION: Apple will self-destruct in 15 years because nobody will be able to afford their stuff, and they’ll switch to making luxury toilet paper. STONKS! 💰💩*