💥🎮🔥 *BREAKING: Video Games Weekly Is Censoring Our Fun?!* 🔥🎮💥 Hold up, gamers! 🎉 Let’s dive into Jess's latest existential crisis over at Engadget like we're plunging into the depths of Subnautica! 🐠🌀 So, censorship in the gaming world is apparently trending harder than TikTok dances. What’s next? Are they gonna remove jump scares and replace them with motivational quotes? 👀💬 Now THAT'S cringe. Jess is feeling FRIED (and not in the good way) over the crumbling of society – which, let’s be real, looks like a PC load error right now. 🤡💀 Even Love Island USA got canceled – where’s the love, humanity?!? This is like trying to play Fall Guys but getting eliminated on the first round. *So not based.* 🤦‍♂️ Rumor has it that some devs are planning to give the whole industry a shakeup: *“I just wanna make video games, not watch them go down in flames!”* – Anonymous Developer, probably eating a sad pizza. 🍕😢 And here’s a hot take: Games will soon allow you to customize characters by drug-testing them for censorship compatibility—what a *stonks* move! 🚀💰 #GameOn Get ready for a future where your fave RPG hero is a cardboard cutout with no personality! *This is fine.* 💩🔥🕹️ Share this madness, folks, before the bubble bursts!