๐ฎ๐ "This Week in Gaming: Censorship, Shrinkage & Subnautica's 'Hold My Beer' Scandal ๐ง๐ฅ"
๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฅ *BREAKING: Video Games Weekly Is Censoring Our Fun?!* ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฅ Hold up, gamers! ๐ Letโs dive into Jess's latest existential crisis over at Engadget like we're plunging into the depths of Subnautica! ๐ ๐ So, censorship in the gaming world is apparently trending harder than TikTok dances. Whatโs next? Are they gonna remove jump scares and replace them with motivational quotes? ๐๐ฌ Now THAT'S cringe. Jess is feeling FRIED (and not in the good way) over the crumbling of society โ which, letโs be real, looks like a PC load error right now. ๐คก๐ Even Love Island USA got canceled โ whereโs the love, humanity?!? This is like trying to play Fall Guys but getting eliminated on the first round. *So not based.* ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Rumor has it that some devs are planning to give the whole industry a shakeup: *โI just wanna make video games, not watch them go down in flames!โ* โ Anonymous Developer, probably eating a sad pizza. ๐๐ข And hereโs a hot take: Games will soon allow you to customize characters by drug-testing them for censorship compatibilityโwhat a *stonks* move! ๐๐ฐ #GameOn Get ready for a future where your fave RPG hero is a cardboard cutout with no personality! *This is fine.* ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐น๏ธ Share this madness, folks, before the bubble bursts!