🚨📱🔍 ATTENTION APPLES AND SCANNERS! 📲💥 Bored of your old paper trail just sitting there like an ex who won’t leave? 🤷‍♂️📜 Welcome to *iScanner* — the app that turns your iPhone into a money-makin’, paperwork-shakin’ scanning MACHINE! Scanning EVERY SINGLE thing you own like a glorified Chinese menu (🐉🍜) on the gram. And guess what? It’s slidin’ in for only A$38 instead of A$308—**that’s a steal, fam!** Use code SCAN or whatever is left of your dignity 👀💸. Leaked internal developer chat? “Yo, if I had a scanner when I was in college, I'd be a multi-millionaire by now!” 🤑💻 But wait, why is this a W instead of an L? 🤔 Because stonks just went to the moon 🚀! No more library sprints or awkward encounters with that one dude who prints his Tinder dates. So now your phone is basically a hybrid of a scanner and that dress you wear for weddings: multi-purpose! Should we rename it the iScanner-Flex? 😏✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, we’ll need these apps to scan our emotions. The future is CRINGE, and I’m here for it! 🤖💀💔 #ScanItLikeYouMeanIt #DocumentGoals