🔥💥 LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS 99 BUCKS "FIRE-FIGHTER" THAT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 🔥💥 Picture this: You plug in a gadget that promises to save your house from going *POOF* and all you’re getting is vibes. 😂💀 It’s like the most expensive decorative rock you’ve ever bought. “OMG, Timmy, my plug stops fires by just being there!” *Chef’s kiss* 🤌🏽🌪️ I tested this glorified nightlight, and here’s the deal: it’s not even giving me “this is fine” vibes. It’s more like “bro, y’all still using that?” 🙃 Stonks? More like stonks but NOPE. 🚫📉 🤡 💭 Leaked convo from the dev team: Dev 1: “So, what does it do?” Dev 2: “Uh, it’s a vibe?” Dev 1: “Genius!” 🔥👀 But real talk, at this point, just get a smoke detector, fam. This product ain't the hero we need; it’s like Drake pointing at the fire but doing nothing to put it out. 😩💔 Hot take: In the near future, *every* “smart home” device will just be a crystal you talk to. “Siri, please don’t burn my house down!” 🔮💀 So go ahead, throw your cash into the fire--I mean, into these plug-ins. 💰💥 This is about to blow up; mark my words! 💣🚀