🚨👻 BREAKING NEWS: Windows 11 is coming for your soul and your RAM! 🚨👻 So you’re thinking about that sweet upgrade to Windows 11? 🤔 Hold up! 😳 Before you go swiping right on that OS like it’s a Tinder date, let me hit you with the REAL tea! ☕💅 First off, they’re CRACKING down on those “what is TPM?” questions like they’re hiring bodyguards for your computer. “TPM? That’s what they say before they take all your data,” says some “leaked” Microsoft dev who probably hates his life. 💀🤖💔 And if you're expecting Windows 12 to drop next year, you might as well be waiting for the second coming of Christ, fam! 😵 We go from "this is fine" to "my computer just exploded!" real quick! 🔥💥 But wait, there’s more! Stonks are fizzling out faster than my patience for “system requirements.” No cap, you might need a whole new spaceship just to run this thing! 🚀 And if you’re still on Windows 7, maybe just throw your PC in the ocean and start fresh? 🌊😅 In conclusion: Upgrade or die, but just remember, you’re signing up for a rollercoaster with more glitches than my ex’s excuses! 🎢🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Microsoft will be asking us to pay rent for our OS... but the Wi-Fi will be FREE! 🤡💰 #WindowsChaos