
"Thinking of Fibermaxxing? ๐๐ฉ Get the deets from dietitians before you #Seethe on TikTok! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ Welcome to the Fibermaxxing revolution, fam! ๐ฅ Why eat protein when you can slay your diet with beans? ๐ฑ๐ช Thatโs rightโit's time to Maxx your Fiber like it's 2099 and be the meme lord of gut health! ๐ฉ๐จ So, whatโs the tea? The experts ๐จโโ๏ธ are saying that while youโre out here flexing your protein gains like the Rock on Instagram, 95% of us are actually *missing out* on fiber. Like, hello?? Thatโs literally more people than there are who think pineapple belongs on pizza! ๐๐คฎ Fr fr, if you ain't maxxing those fiber grams, are you even living? ๐ฅด Don't just take it from me; here's a leaked conversation between two *so-called* dietitians: ๐ฉโโ๏ธ: "Stop the protein madness!" ๐จโโ๏ธ: "But I bench 315!" ๐ฉโโ๏ธ: "Ugh, whatโs your gut health like tho? You ever tried bean salad?" ๐จโโ๏ธ: "We don't talk about that... ๐ฌ" As we *fibermax* into this new age of wellness wars, I predict that by next week, TikTokers will be chugging fiber smoothies and yelling, "Iโm FIBER-ED UP, baby!!" ๐๐๐ So, go forth! Be part of this chaotic wellness trend and remember: ๐ฅStonks for fiber!๐ฅ #FiberIsLife #BeanGang ๐ฅโจ
